There were 2 old men talking loud at the gym while I was doing dips upstairs.
Old Man 1 - I'm going to Whole Foods after.
Old Man 2 - Oh really? What are you going to get?
Old Man 1 - Pizza.
Old Man 2 - Pizza? You really should eat something healthy. They have a great salad bar.
Old Man 1 - I have ingredients to make a salad at home.
Old Man 2 - You know, Seduction Bread is on sale this week.
OK, WHAT? Seduction Bread!!! I was really fighting back the urge to laugh. So bad that I had to go downstairs and let it out.
Good thing I was done with my dips. Seduction Bread almost ruined my workout.