This happened the day before Thanksgiving. Robbie and I went to Grand Traverse Pie Company to get some pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving. As we walked in, one of the employees said "I'm sorry but we are now out of XXXX pie." Neither of us heard which pie he said they were out of. I went into a mini panic thinking they were sold out of pumpkin pies. On top of that, the line was started to spill out the door.
A woman was at the register closest to the door proudly announcing that she got the last XXXX pie. Just standing there, not paying and saying over and over how she got the last XXXX pie.
I was getting kind of mad because she was holding up the line and grandstanding about this pie. One of the employees was going down the line and taking pie orders. They did in fact have pumpkin pie! I also ordered a peanut butter chocolate cream pie. So I didn't really care what the XXXX pie was because I ordered what I wanted. I just wanted this Pie Bitch to pay and get her ass out so that we could pay for our pies and leave.
It took her another couple of minutes of gloating about this dumb-ass secret pie before she picked up and left.
What a skeezer!
Posted by: Asif on 01.24.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI
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