Adam and I were walking back to the car from the Braid Reunion show at St. Andrews Hall on a Saturday night. A car pulled up
asked for directions on the street corner. A middle-aged black couple dressed up for a night on the town.
Woman - Excuse me, do you know where #####s is?
Adam - Sorry, I don't know.
I was a couple of steps back and thought I'd offer some assistance.
Asif - HHHHHHWWWWWHHHO?
Woman - Do you know where #####s is?
Asif - A bar named Sluts?
Woman - Yes.
Asif - Nah-oh.
They drove off and continued their search. In my head I was thinking... Is there really a bar named "Sluts?" Can they do that?
Then I said, "I guess anything goes these days."
We drove towards the highway and passed this bar across from the Greektown Casino called "Floods." I said to Adam, "Oh, it's called
Floods, not Sluts." Funny thing is, when I used to work next door in the early 2000s. I always wondered why that place was closed. Now I know, it's a night thing that gets mistaken for "Sluts".
Posted by: Asif on 12.19.2012 - Detroit, MI
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