Latest Crapenstances

Click on a Crapenstance title below to find out exactly how crappy it can get.

• Can I Get a Hamburger?

  A bro awkwardly makes fun of a homeless man
  Posted by: Asif on 03.16.2019 - Detroit, MI

• Chili Cook-Off Combustion

  A chili cook-off goes from wondrous event to a taverous 10 minutes.
  Posted by: Asif on 10.12.2016 - Saugatuck, MI

• Chicago Skyway Toll Booth

  An unexpected exchange occurs at Chicago Skyway Toll Booth.
  Posted by: Asif on 07.22.2015 - Gary, IN

• Missing Persons Report

  I get a visit from the police concerning a missing person.
  Posted by: Asif on 12.17.2014 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Turbo Noise Assault

  A warning about a loud patron isn't enough warning.
  Posted by: Asif on 02.19.2014 - New York City, NY

• Mature Themes, Nintendo Style

  Two teens interrupt shopping for my nephews with a strange request.
  Posted by: Asif on 08.29.2013 - New York, NY

• Rats!

  A speedy rat evokes an unusual reaction from a 10 year-old boy.
  Posted by: Asif on 08.23.2013 - New York, NY

• Crazy Things I've Been Saying to Girls in NYC

  Sometimes I say weird things to girls in public to try to get them to laugh.
  Posted by: Asif on 08.19.2013 - New York, NY

• Is that French, German or What?

  Our dinner gets hijacked by loud Europeans.
  Posted by: Asif on 08.16.2013 - New York, NY

• Worst Waitress - The Experience

  We get schooled on how to clutter a table during the NBA Finals Game 7.
  Posted by: Asif on 07.01.2013 - Ypsilanti, MI

• The Smell - New York Subway Edition

  A stench on the New York Subway proves too potent to ignore.
  Posted by: Asif on 06.18.2013 - New York, NY

• Crust Punk Lunch

  A pre-lunch encounter with Crust Punks sparks a string of questions.
  Posted by: Asif on 06.10.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Beer Spill at the Beach House

  An eager nerd causes a violent drink spill at the Beach House concert.
  Posted by: Asif on 05.14.2013 - Baltimore, MD

• From The Mouths of Babes

  
  Posted by: LD on 04.22.2013 - Ann Arbor

• Increasingly Boogery Wall

  Someone decides to take bathroom decor into their own hands... Literally.
  Posted by: Asif on 04.19.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Cafeteria Suggestions (Extreme Typo Edition)

  Cafeteria Suggestions with an extra serving of typos.
  Posted by: Asif on 04.16.2013 - Detroit, MI

• Break Time

  A Too Forward Encounter
  Posted by: That Guy on 04.13.2013 - Columbus, OH

• K-Mart Check Out

  Stuck in a one person line at K-Mart
  Posted by: kurtisV on 03.28.2013 - Ann Arbor

• Tour Disruption at the Palace of Holyroodhouse - Scotland Edition

  Our Rest Stop Becomes a 15-minute Palace Tour for a Mother/Daughter Team.
  Posted by: Asif on 03.28.2013 - Edinburgh, Scotland

• Reverse Crapenstance - Homeland Stereotypes in Bunratty

  I reverse stereotypes in a conversation about Detroit and Norway.
  Posted by: Asif on 03.20.2013 - Bunratty, County Clare, Ireland

• Cafeteria Suggestions (over six months of ridiculous)

  Dug real hard through my archives to find this 13 year old treasure.
  Posted by: Asif on 03.07.2013 - Detroit, MI

• Ellen's Stardust Diner - Hurricane Sandy Edition

  Starving, stumbled upon a Broadway Diner that threatens my existence.
  Posted by: Asif on 02.25.2013 - New York, NY

• Yellow Jacket Metropolis

  I find out the reason why I've been finding random Yellow Jackets wasps in my house.
  Posted by: Asif on 02.18.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Yes, Mohammad

  I get called my real first name repeatedly while dropping off my car for service.
  Posted by: Asif on 02.06.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Pie Bitch

  A selfish, gloating woman holds up the pie line the day before Thankgiving.
  Posted by: Asif on 01.24.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Hair Tumbleweed

  An interesting item gets caught in my shoelaces as I tie them.
  Posted by: Asif on 01.14.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Disgruntled Good Samaritan

  I find a cell phone in the parking lot and get annoyed about having to take time to return it.
  Posted by: Asif on 01.14.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Whole Foods

  I overhear a loud conversation between 2 old men that threatens my workout.
  Posted by: Asif on 01.09.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Is That Your Razor?

  I get asked about a razor while drying off in the shower.
  Posted by: Asif on 01.05.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Bum Scare

  I turn the tables on a close walker.
  Posted by: Asif on 12.26.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Floods

  Middle-aged couple asks for directions to...
  Posted by: Asif on 12.19.2012 - Detroit, MI

• Happy Divali

  A co-worker insists that I celebrate Divali because of my ethnicity.
  Posted by: Asif on 11.13.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Elevator Biohazard? No, It's Just Water.

  Young girl gets sick on the elevator to everyones' horror.
  Posted by: Asif on 09.19.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Parking Lot Messiah

  Bystander comes to the defense of a traffic blocker in our work parking lot, the most dangerous parking lot in Ann Arbor.
  Posted by: Asif on 09.05.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Angry Parking Garage Spectre

  An angry note gets placed under my wiper in a parking garage.
  Posted by: Asif on 06.19.2012 - Dearborn, MI

• Corn Dog Homeless

  Best panhandler explanation of the use of the money he is asking for.
  Posted by: Asif on 06.12.2012 - San Francisco, CA

• Plane Farts

  Somebody eats 10 cans of beans before boarding the plane.
  Posted by: Asif on 06.08.2012 - San Francisco, CA

• Have We Talked Before?

  A conversation with an AOL Instant Messenger SPAM Hooker.
  Posted by: Asif on 05.29.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• The Caveman Comes Out of His Cave

  Taking out the trash on a Sunday night prompts a weirdo to appear.
  Posted by: Asif on 05.21.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Wet, Marinated Housefly

  Would you like a fly with your salad?
  Posted by: Asif on 05.18.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Ready to get LOCA on Cerveza, Chica!?

  Birthday dinner turns into something else...
  Posted by: Asif on 05.01.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Reverse Crapenstance - Asif, The San Francisco Jerk

  I put an annoying nerd in his place and ruin his night.
  Posted by: Asif on 04.24.2012 - San Francisco, CA

• New York City Aggro Part 2: On the Street

  I'm extremely irritable and ready to fight on the streets of New York City... Again.
  Posted by: Asif on 04.16.2012 - New York, NY

• Brokedown Realtor Christmas Card

  The most bootleg handwriting, grammar and card all put together in one package.
  Posted by: Asif on 12.28.2011 - Ann Arbor, MI

• Are You a Taxi Driver?

  Unintentional racial profiling at a Japanese restaurant.
  Posted by: Asif on 11.21.2011 - Ann Arbor, MI

• New York City Aggro Part 1 - On the Way to Portishead

  I'm extremely irritable and ready to fight on the streets of New York City.
  Posted by: Asif on 11.16.2011 - New York, NY

• Where's the Blind Pig Coat Check?

  Conversation about the existence of a coat check at the Blind Pig with a weirdo.
  Posted by: Asif on 10.24.2011 - Ann Arbor, MI