Angry Parking Garage Spectre

• We went to Mongolian BBQ in Dearborn, MI for Father's Day. I couldn't find any parking in the lot so I opted for the garage a couple of blocks away.

  When we were done with lunch I went back to the garage, got in my car and drove off. About a block or 2 away from the garage I noticed a piece of paper clipped to my wiper. I stopped and got out of my car to read it.

  It was a piece of notebook with "Next time leave me a fucking an opener to get my car out asshole" written on it with tire tread marks on the paper. This person must've have been really mad. I thought to myself "Did I park like an asshole? Did I not leave room for someone in an adjacent spot?" I was really confused. I mean if I did something like that, I would fess up to it. And what does this "Next time" mean? Will I be seeing this person again? So confused.

  AND THEN... It came to me! I parked away from other cars in this relatively empty garage. Not far away enough that other cars couldn't park next to me. BUT when I parked, there were no cars in my immediate vicinity.

  So person who wrote the note. If you thought I parked like an asshole, which I didn't, why would you park next to me when the rest of garage is empty? If I saw someone park incorrectly in a spot and there were other spots in the garage, I wouldn't park next to them. Sounds like a dumbass move to me. And then have the nerve to ruin a nice piece of paper with your bad handwriting and dirty tire tread marks?

  You better hope I'm not there to slap you down and call you on your bullshit, "Next time."

  Here's a scan of the letter.

  

  
  Posted by: Asif on 06.19.2012 - Dearborn, MI