Parking Lot Messiah

• This just happened.

  We were coming back from lunch to get stopped by this giant Suburban-like vehicle backing up in front of the entrance to the parking lot at work. Now I was right behind this car at the entrance. My options were to either stay where I was at the entrance and block traffic from entering the lot or back up onto Miller with a steady traffic flow coming from both sides.

  It became apparent that this Suburban was trying to back into a spot next to the entrance. This wasn't the time or place to pull any of that, especially in a parking lot with plenty of spaces. So I started honking. They moved somewhat out of the way while still blocking the lane. So I honked while I passed this fool. At the time, this penisy late 40 something guy was walking from one of the buildings and saw the whole thing.

  So I drove to our building and parked. As we were walking towards the building, the penisy guy drives up tries to give his two cents.

  Penisy Guy - Do you work in this building?
  Me - Yes.
  Penisy Guy - You should treat people with respect.
  Me - DONT BLOCK THE ENTRANCE. ITS A TRAFFIC HAZARD!!!

  He then drove away.

  So let me get this straight, I'm at fault for calling out some idiot who doesn't know how to drive and causing an unnecessary traffic situation? Just go back to where you came from, nerd. And seriously, who the fuck are you? The Parking Lot Messiah?

  First of all, mind your own business. Second of all, don't follow someone to their car unless you ready for them to fuck your shit up.

  As you can tell, I'm a little fired up about this.

  
  Posted by: Asif on 09.05.2012 - Ann Arbor, MI