Is That Your Razor?

• I was just finishing up showering at the gym and started to dry off. An older man looking for a an open shower walks in and drops a razor that was lying on the adjacent shower. The razor lands on the floor in front of me while I'm toweling off.

  Old Man - Is that your razor?

  Asif - No.

  Old Man - Oh ok.

  Then he waited for me to pick it up. I wasn't about to pick it up. He dropped it. Dropped it right in front of my path out of the stall. He then picked it up and walked away.

  Right now I have a crazy bushy beard and pretty hairy. I really wanted to say. Does it look like that's my razor? I'm really going to shave this off with a plastic razor?

  

  Weirdo.

  
  Posted by: Asif on 01.05.2013 - Ann Arbor, MI